"A Brave Dragon Slayer"
Once upon a time there was a very brave and fearless dragon slayer. This dragon slayer also happened to have a very cute smile. Of course he was happy, for he was about to embark on an exciting halloween journey.
"The frightening Dragon"
Not too far away, lived a very dangerous and fear-provoking dragon. His appearance was quite menacing. Oh no!! He's about to eat another army man.
"A thirsty Dragon"
This also happened to be a very thirsty dragon.
"Slayer and his mighty sword"
The brave dragon slayer grasped a hold of his mighty sword, which had been forged in the fires of ... Big Lots or something.
"a magical shield"
He also had a magical shield that he took with him.
"the journey begins"
And so the dragon slayer began his long quest to face the dragon.
"wolverine and the princess"
He crossed paths with many friends while on his journey, including Wolverine and a princess.
"cowboy friend"
His friends, including this gun-slinging cowboy, provided company, helpful advice, and much needed rations.
"the castle at last!"
At last he came to the castle where he was sure to find the terrifying dragon.
"dragon and slayer meet"
Coming face to face with the dragon, he realized that the dragon could be a valuable companion in a much greater quest.
"dragon and slayer team up"
The quest for Halloween candy. This is when his magical shield became quite handy in storing loads of candy.
"treat or else"
The dragon and slayer, together, were very successful that night. Some even gave more candy than normal fearing the slayer might slice off their limbs.
"a happy family"
In the end the dragon and the dragon slayer crossed paths with a beautiful nurse and they all lived happily ever after. Together they had scored lots of candy. Candy that also pleased the nurse.